forget everything you read before

The protagonist] I don't know what to do close friend from the past whose relevance has waned in recent years. On one hand I have these friends who are complete stoner's with no ambition or direction in life. Just floating day by day while opportunity passes them. And on the other hand I have my other friends who have the right idea, want to finish school and all that but also have the maturity of 12 year olds. No one wants to be friendless but I can't see myself being lifelong friends with any of these people. Is there some reason losers flock to me, since when was I proclaimed king of the losers. Should I just accept my position as king of the losers or continue my quest of being the most loserish non loser.

Friend] Have you tried not being a self-centered jackass.

Protagonist] There has to be a point where a person's own happiness outdoes the concern of everyone else thinking they're a jackass.

Rawr

I have to get back on stage.

I have a new act, I just need to rehearse it..

I see people living their lives and I see myself doing nothing.

Things I've Accomplished Today

Accomplishmentos

1. Mowed the lawn (Got paid and tan) - 4pts
2. Got some stars in Mario Galaxy - 2pts
3. Picked up my paycheck - 3pts
4. Picked up some stacker 3 - 3pts
5. Read a ch from the Bible - 5 pts
6. Didn't do that - 5 pts
7. Worked on my jokes - 2pts
- Total: 24pts = Good Day

Notes: that stacker 3 is insane...

Things I've Accomplished Today

Accomplishments

1. Worked out - 5pts
2. Cleaned my room - 1pt
3. Got 4 stars in Mario Galaxy - 2pts
4. Read a ch from the bible - 5pts
5. Went on a "run" - 1pt
6. Didn't do that - 5pts
7. Finished season 4 of weeds - 1 pt
8. Worked on my comic routine - 4pts
- Total: 24pts = Good Day

Notes: I'm sleepy, one point away from a Great day, but this one was still pretty good. Tomorrow will be better. PAY DAY!

Things I've Accomplished Today

Mo' Accomplishments

1. Took out the trash - 2pts
2. Didn't do that - 5pts
3. Got 3 stars on Mario Galaxy - 2pts
4. Checked my schedule at Party city - 3pts
5. Read a chapter from the bible - 5pts
6. Worked on my Routine (some) - 3pts
- Total: 20pts - Good Day

Notes: I struggled to make this day mean something, in the end it was successful. I'm sick right now, hopefully I will be over it early because of the large amounts of Vitamin C, and multivitamins. Contemplating whether I should smoke or not, I think I'll pass I need to feel better as soon as possible.

Things I've Accomplished Today

Accomplishments..

1. Did the dishes - 2pts
2. Exercised (despite maybe having the flu) - 5pts
3. Read a chapter from the bible (Easy points!) - 5pts
4. Haven't done that -5pts
5. Worked on my Comedy Routine - 4pts
6. Got a star in Mario Galaxy, unlocked and ending in TVC - 2pts
- Total: 23pts = Good Day


Notes: It's only 5pm so there's still time to do more. Such as working on my comedy routine which will probably happen. I've also come up with a scoreboard to make these points more useful. The amount of points being how meaningful my day has been.

Point Scale
- 40+ pts = Outstanding
- 30+ pts = Excellent
- 25+ pts = Great
- 20+ pts = Good
- 10+ pts = Average
- 00+ pts = Poor

So i'm starting something new..

Things I accomplished today

So I'm changing the format of this place once again. I just thought of this new Idea in the shower 2 mins ago. Basically from now on I will update everyday with a list of things I've "Accomplished" which can be anything from baking a cake to curing cancer. I'm doing this because I'm tired of feeling like I waste each day. Honestly everyday where nothing is accomplished is a day lost. One day I will turn 25 and I want to have something to show for the last 5 years I've lived. I want to do something with my life & If i write down each day what I do of importance i feel like that will encourage me to make the most of that day. I don't know how anyone can not consider every single day a gift to do something. I used to think there was Adventure only in movies or books but that's not true. Adventure is right around us all. We all have the choice and power to get up, go anywhere and do anything we choose. People don't do this though, I don't even do this but I will.

So the rules of this are very simple. I update everyday, all the things I've 'accomplished' and If I do not write it by 12 then I have accomplished nothing that day (of course there are exceptions tho) I won't always write a huge speel everyday, just what I accomplish. There's a max of 10 accomplishments per day and new accomplishments can always be added until midnight. I actually think this would be a really cool concept for a website but I have no knowledge, resources or cash to do this. Finally there's the point system but it's whose line is it anyway style. 5pt's for most important accomplishments, 1 point for least and that is all up to the accomplished. They don't mean anything but it's more rewarding when there's some sort of # or mark to show for what a person has done. So no mo' ado.

Accomplishments
1. Created this 'accomplishment' Idea - 4pts
2. Picked up some stacker 3 XPLC - 4pts
3. Read a chapter from the bible - 5pts
4. Unlocked an ending from this game TVC - 2pts
5. Worked on a new routine - 4pts
- 19 pts total

Right now as you see I haven't done much today, but I hope that seeing the amount of things I do everyday (which is usually little) I'll be encouraged to do more. But I do have until Midnight to keep adding accomplishments.

I don't wanna throw my life away

So I did it. Now I gotta redo it. Working on new jokes. Possibly getting an internship and quitting pc

It's funny how you think you're on the level

& then you realize you gotta step it up AGAIN

Oh yeah thats right I'm doing me

Had a good cinco de mayo yesterday. Rough morning, but a good last night. I'm starting work tomorrow and getting my schedule. And I've reached my final date for knowing my jokes. I know the first three perfect, the last 2 I know but they need some practice. Either way I expect to be on stage in a week. This is it, it's all up to me now, everything before was just talk now its all action. This is where if my life was a movie the training montage would be over and the climax is coming. II have to be honest and admit I've lost a little motivation lately but I've kept pushing and practicing. Repetition is the key to success.

You just couldnt stay away

kick it over here baby pop

Korn Freak on a lease Dante Ross mix is the one you want

The skoal vanilla has got me.

So whats up. school is winding down, I have less then a week. As I reflect on this year I realize more and more how I need this stand up. I realize fame and fortune do not await, but it's not even about that anymore. It's now about a purpose, it's a purpose I've given myself. I'm not floating around waiting for something to happen anymore; I'm making something happen. I've taken control of my life, I'm no longer a victim of just passing through life. I thank God because I'm not dead.

Didn't Want To Leave You Hanging AGAIN

I haven't updated in a while and I just noticed how depressing my last write looks like. So not that anyone reads this but things are going great! I've got 2 jokes downpat and am working my 3rd right now. And I have to say so far they've been killing. I'm getting it all down and they really are funny. I've only performed for about 5 people though so it's alittle early to claim success yet tho. As far as practicing my jokes tho it's been going well. I may actually perform before I go back home because I really am that confident in what I have so far. On the otherhand I'm leaving in less that two weeks sooo. I better get on it ha. God bless y'all; not sure if I'll be back soon.

I'm back baby

I'm not going to lie, yesterday I started practicing my lines for my first joke and at first it was a little discouraging. I hadn't acted in probably over a year really. Last year I did a show in the fall but that was it. I was rusty but after a good 15 mins of warming up I knew I was home again. I love performing, being in character is like going to another world through some time space dimension transporter. Ok well it's not that cool, but it's pretty fun. It's crazy though, I was excited because I finished my jokes, but only after one day of rehearsing I'm even more excited. I can be a funny dude, I have the talent, I just need to work my skills everyday. Essentially I have a little bit over a month til I perform if I keep my May 15th date. So I've pretty much broken it down, 5 jokes in 25 days, 5 days to learn each, and extra time to fine tune. So that's pretty much all I've been upto, that and being a social recluse because all I focus on is being funny. That and this oceanography test I'm about to own! God bless america

Evangalizing tis hard work

I'm not very good at it. I should be though, all it is is just PR fo Jesus! So it's weekend time again, and of course the weather dropped and its no longer good beach weather. Oh well. I'm behind on finishing my jokes but I should be able to catch up in these next couple days. My HO took off my hold so I am good to go! Ready for next semester. I've been down lately, things have been looking hard but things always end up ok. I need to remember no matter what things will work out for the best. You gotta trust the world is not out to plot your death. I set out with the original goal to just perform once on stage. That's all I have to do, and it's all possible. I believe now anythings possible, maybe not directly the way you want it to be, but in some way anything is possible. Man wanted to fly, well we built an airplane. Michael Jackson wanted to be white, and he did it. That's all I'm saying anything can be done one way or another.

Summers here?

I'll never go to sleep again. So I just found out my retard hearing officer (which is just a fancy way of saying the guy in charge of my housing complex) didn't forward all my finished materials to judicial services and now I they put a hold on my registration for classes. Its bs I was sanctioned and completed those sanctions months ago. Literally months ago and he didn't do his job. And of course he wasn't around all yesterday, and hasn't responded to my email. I don't care though I will camp out his office if I have to. I can't help but feel there is a world wide conspiracy against me even though I know there isn't... but maybe. I just hope I don't get screwed because of this.

chacha cha motha fucka!

I used to think my problem was I couldn't handle liquor but actually my problem was that I could handle liquor. Because if I actually couldn't handle liquor I would puke or pass out and stop drinking but no I always finish the bottle before the night ends.

I apologize for the language but I have finished my jokes (except for two mini-jokes which are just
openers) and I am ready revise them and start practicing my routine. This is the second time I'll be moving my deadline up again. Which means I'm really ahead of where I planned to be. I should now be rehearsing by April 10th and have my jokes revised as well. Also I've already got 9 new joke Ideas that I can start writing when convenient. I have 15 jokes now, probably 6 of them are actually good-good, will no doubt make people laugh. So right now I just want to focus a routine before writing a million jokes I'm not sure I will use. Either way things are looking up. If my web cam would work I'd record another part of the documentary I'm making.

Chris Tucker stand up

He was only 20 years old when he did this.





Deadlines Updates
- Finish jokes - 4/10 (And have taxes done)
- Revise Jokes - 4/15
- Start Rehearsing - 4/16
- Start looking for Show - 5/1
- Go home - 5/7
- Have first show scheduled or on - 5/15

I want Chinese not hongkong fuey

Cha. CHAAAAAA. Cha Son. Things have been going good. I'm writing a joke a day and feel like I'm actually completely within my deadline. I got a call for a job, even tho they were upfront about wanting a full time employee I still have a phone interview on Monday. I just applied to be a red bull rep and who knows.. it could happen. So things are looking good. I think I'm about ready to kick my smoking habit. It's getting so boring. My classes are looking good I just need to really focus on spanish. I have a ton of computer science to do from now until 11:59 tomorrow + my parents are visiting me today. They should be here within an hour most likely. I know I'll get everything done but it should be interesting. I don't know where it came from but somehow I've gotten my spark back, I'm motivated again. I'm focused and I haven't been focused in awhile just one day it snapped and came back very shortly ago. I gotta thank God on this one because it definitely wasn't anything I did. The motivation was just like Bam. So yeah things are going good, and my jokes are getting better and better.

Sweet Deal.

Got housing next year. Thank the Lord. The system tried to screw me but I went straight to the housing office and got it cleared. I will officially be living in the best place on campus next semester. Perfect right in the middle on campus apartment. I had the chance to live with some steady people at a good place for next year but I turned it down. There's really no reason for me to be off campus yet. I don't party crazy anymore so besides that there's really no incentive to be anywhere else. My senior year I'm gonna find a house though. Just cause. Job's aren't looking too good for the summer. MY resume is a joke. Just like my comedy career. Officially wrote joke #4 yesterday, I have 13 more give or take. Should have a full set to pick and rehearse from. I'm Running out of time tho. It's march 24 and I go home May 7th. My plan is to perform by May 15th. That means I need to be rehearsing by at least May 1st. At best I'd like to be rehearsing by April 21st. April 20 is taken... ha. raw bah. So my jokes need to be completely revised by April 19th. And I need to finish them by April 15th. Tax day. Which reminds me I gotta get on that. Gotta pay my own taxes but i can't go into a bar and order a Guinness.

March Madness, St Patricks Day, South Park Premiere, Archer finale

Having class at 8 in the morning after St. Patricks day is not convenient. Not that I would do anything crazy like last year.. but I'd atleast like to have the option available. I think I'm becoming each day. Before I was destroying my brain through partying, and now its rotting away because I'm no longer social. I can't win. I've written 3 jokes fully, I have around 17 ideas to write about left. All I want to do is perform stand up comedy once. Just once to say I did something I wanted to try when I was young.
Essentially I have 6 weeks to
- Finish another 15 or so jokes
- Rehearse
- Find a gig

I've already found alot of places where I can perform this summer.. surprisingly that was the easiest thing to do. I need to finish my jokes. I stopped working on my south park type cartoon (and believe me It's ready to be animated and lines recorded) but this is something I'm good at. I won't go as far to say it's a dream but its something I can do on my own and have creative control over. Well fame awaits, and so does call of duty 4

2B.A, Master

I've been working on my comedy lately. I've found alot of venues that have open mic's. I will no doubt be ready by summer. I have probably 15 serious jokes, but I'll probably only get 2 mins min 10 mins max.

Anyway I found a blast from the past the other day: the cheesiest awesomest song ever.

Chapter 1.

Temptation is a difficult entity. It takes many forms and suppresses individuals. More often two temptations come together, and create more sin. Some temptations can never fully disappear but can be overcome.

Didn't wanna leave you hangin

Miniupdate: 6 weeks no sauce, and 7 jokes. 1 tested. Found a place to perform in nova for when I get back. I'd like to get atleast 10 by the summer. Most comedy albums are actually around 20 tracks.

How do you like me now

1984 a crazy movie.

They should give me a show called the sober life.

I love comedy. I love making people laugh. Now that I have a clear head I feel like I can finally pursue something greater. I need to set a direction for myself and just go. I'm busy with CR club right now, hopefully it will smooth out and we can get that working. I should finish writing some jokes. I have good ideas. Motivation is sporadic. It's hard to get yourself out there even if you want to. My only Advantage is my youth. I have time. I think I should start a comedy club at my school.

rock robotic rock

You can and all charges will be dismissed

And that was what the judge said when my accusing officer did not appear in court and I asked permission to request dismissal of my charges. Boom Baby. No probation, no fines, no community service, no alc abuse classes, no license suspension. Boom baby. ha. This is no doubt anything else but an act of God. That is why I may not be writing for awhile. I've decided to quit drinking completely. Second chances like this don't happen often and i'm a big believer in life throwing you signs. This was definitely a sign it's time to hang up my towel. I had fun, I'm glad I have these party reviews to remember the good times I had. I still might smoke some, but only on occasion. I may return 1 year and 4 months from now. Until then my only advice to anyone here is to stay black.

whaaaaaa

I i'm cyrus? but im so readu. But damn hype i'm k ow im gpnaa be famoust too higgh i lo vien yiui hanngh maon tannah

1 down 1 to go

Had my hearing for school today. Guilty as whatever. My parents will get a letter notification of my shortcomings and I will have to pay a 50 dollar fine, and attend university alcohol classes. Next tuesday I have court, and may have to pay fines, attend government alcohol classes, and be on probation, oh and do community service. I will also have my license restricted. Fail. If I'm lucky the judge will let me pay the fine for my misdemeanor and I will only have to have a restricted license. Eitherway I will have to make up some bs excuse to my parents about why the university caught me with carrot juice.In other news I had my first day of classes with my tuesday thursday schedule, and It hasnt been that bad. Actually classes look good.

One last tribute to freedom

Last weekend in limbo break

Won 30 bucks in poker last night. And it was a hell of a game, almost lost all my chips and then put the little I had left all in and from there it was a fight back but some how I did it. What I hate about poker is it CAN be all skill until there's two people left. Then it pretty much becomes luck, if you play with my crowd atleast. I'm not excited about going back to school, but I'm not unexcited. School will be fine, I just want to get my court date over with. I'll be on probation half my summer which is wack. I'm really not feeling community service either. You gotta do what you gotta do, and know there's something to learn from every experience. God has a plan. Sometimes these things we hate the most really are just a test. Not to mention the one thing that gets me through this is, I gotta long life to live. 6 months is nothing in the grand scheme of things. I definitely need to find a girlfriend who can drive me around wherever I want to go and bring me sandwiches when I need them though. The license restriction is gonna be the worst, but I know it wont be that bad. Mostly though I need to keep my head up and keep living my life. When you get angry, and pissed off thats when a punishment is working its best. I need to do what I gotta do with a smile on my face. If I don't its just more satisfaction the government gets. Live well is the best revenge.

Twenty Ten: The Future is here

Not much is goin on. I have one more week of break and it's all gone by pretty fast Last year we had a month, this time only 3 weeks. I'll see if I feel ready to leave next weekend. I'm most likely going to be put on probation when I go to court. It won't be too bad I guess. Attend 2 alc classes, do comm service, and only drive to school or work. I really don't drive anywhere at college anyway. The comm service might suck but hopefully I can find somewhere not bad. I don't really toke up often so breaking up with mary jane should come easy. And heres the kicker. I was charged for alc possession, and on probation I'll be tested for pot, cocaine, heroin etc. but the government will have no way of stopping me from drinking alcohol. oh hey irony how are you? I'm not into hardcore drugs, I just like to have a drink once and awhile, now I will just have a drink with a side of government inconvienence. I'm not angry about my situation, I was but now i'm not. It's just the fact that the whole thing is much more of a waste of time than it is a punishment. Either way I look forward to this next semester. Everyday is an opportunity.

Hangovers

Things to Remember: Eggs, Bananas, Cranberry juice + Water. They say advil helps and I take it like candy but I never feel a difference. Caffeine in the form of a pill can help because caffeine expands blood vessels in the brain but it also dehydrates you so you have to drink more water to compensate: But doesnt everyone do that anyway when hungover?

So new years eve was a shit show. Never ended up going to k's party because no one was thurr when I showed up. And I showed up at 9:30 prime party time. So under these circumstances I was hard pressed to find a party. This year it was mostly small things and my friends had all dispersed to random pow wows that I probably wouldnt have fun at anyway. So I call up my neighbor/friend/smokingbuddy (this is when I know I'm desperate) And he's at a small party with this guy we went to highschool with, and I'm like hell yea somewhere to go, I'm in. And then he's like by the way its an all black party. To which I got there and it was. My other friend and I were the only white people. That said it was still a pretty fun party for somewhere I didn't know anyone.

Crunkness: 8.5/10 - Maybe Alittle too crunk by the end of the night, but i never seemed to run out of coors. had a little ganja and champagne. It was all good

Fun: 8 /10 - Just knowing I didn't spend new years alone with a 12 pack is pretty reassuring. I had fun; mostly I was just glad to be somewhere.

Atmosphere: 8.5/10 -Ha it was kinda weird being the only white person at first, but everyone was friendly(for the most part). I did something i hadn't done in a long time which was party with adults lol. They were pretty cool tho

Extras: 9 /10 - Props to this one, the night was full of unexpected things, and mostly good ones too.

Shenanigans: 8/10 - well theres blood spots all over my carpet because I cut my toe lol. the party I was at was just a huge shenanigans fest.

Overall: 8.3/10 - I had fun, but I couldnt see myself partying like this everyweekend. Definitely a good one time thing. I gotta go the random 8.3 tho, better than a 8/10 night but not quite a 8.5, eitherway I had a fun time and probably wont forget this nye