Chris Tucker stand up

He was only 20 years old when he did this.





Deadlines Updates
- Finish jokes - 4/10 (And have taxes done)
- Revise Jokes - 4/15
- Start Rehearsing - 4/16
- Start looking for Show - 5/1
- Go home - 5/7
- Have first show scheduled or on - 5/15

I want Chinese not hongkong fuey

Cha. CHAAAAAA. Cha Son. Things have been going good. I'm writing a joke a day and feel like I'm actually completely within my deadline. I got a call for a job, even tho they were upfront about wanting a full time employee I still have a phone interview on Monday. I just applied to be a red bull rep and who knows.. it could happen. So things are looking good. I think I'm about ready to kick my smoking habit. It's getting so boring. My classes are looking good I just need to really focus on spanish. I have a ton of computer science to do from now until 11:59 tomorrow + my parents are visiting me today. They should be here within an hour most likely. I know I'll get everything done but it should be interesting. I don't know where it came from but somehow I've gotten my spark back, I'm motivated again. I'm focused and I haven't been focused in awhile just one day it snapped and came back very shortly ago. I gotta thank God on this one because it definitely wasn't anything I did. The motivation was just like Bam. So yeah things are going good, and my jokes are getting better and better.

Sweet Deal.

Got housing next year. Thank the Lord. The system tried to screw me but I went straight to the housing office and got it cleared. I will officially be living in the best place on campus next semester. Perfect right in the middle on campus apartment. I had the chance to live with some steady people at a good place for next year but I turned it down. There's really no reason for me to be off campus yet. I don't party crazy anymore so besides that there's really no incentive to be anywhere else. My senior year I'm gonna find a house though. Just cause. Job's aren't looking too good for the summer. MY resume is a joke. Just like my comedy career. Officially wrote joke #4 yesterday, I have 13 more give or take. Should have a full set to pick and rehearse from. I'm Running out of time tho. It's march 24 and I go home May 7th. My plan is to perform by May 15th. That means I need to be rehearsing by at least May 1st. At best I'd like to be rehearsing by April 21st. April 20 is taken... ha. raw bah. So my jokes need to be completely revised by April 19th. And I need to finish them by April 15th. Tax day. Which reminds me I gotta get on that. Gotta pay my own taxes but i can't go into a bar and order a Guinness.

March Madness, St Patricks Day, South Park Premiere, Archer finale

Having class at 8 in the morning after St. Patricks day is not convenient. Not that I would do anything crazy like last year.. but I'd atleast like to have the option available. I think I'm becoming each day. Before I was destroying my brain through partying, and now its rotting away because I'm no longer social. I can't win. I've written 3 jokes fully, I have around 17 ideas to write about left. All I want to do is perform stand up comedy once. Just once to say I did something I wanted to try when I was young.
Essentially I have 6 weeks to
- Finish another 15 or so jokes
- Rehearse
- Find a gig

I've already found alot of places where I can perform this summer.. surprisingly that was the easiest thing to do. I need to finish my jokes. I stopped working on my south park type cartoon (and believe me It's ready to be animated and lines recorded) but this is something I'm good at. I won't go as far to say it's a dream but its something I can do on my own and have creative control over. Well fame awaits, and so does call of duty 4

2B.A, Master

I've been working on my comedy lately. I've found alot of venues that have open mic's. I will no doubt be ready by summer. I have probably 15 serious jokes, but I'll probably only get 2 mins min 10 mins max.

Anyway I found a blast from the past the other day: the cheesiest awesomest song ever.