You just couldnt stay away

kick it over here baby pop

Korn Freak on a lease Dante Ross mix is the one you want

The skoal vanilla has got me.

So whats up. school is winding down, I have less then a week. As I reflect on this year I realize more and more how I need this stand up. I realize fame and fortune do not await, but it's not even about that anymore. It's now about a purpose, it's a purpose I've given myself. I'm not floating around waiting for something to happen anymore; I'm making something happen. I've taken control of my life, I'm no longer a victim of just passing through life. I thank God because I'm not dead.

Didn't Want To Leave You Hanging AGAIN

I haven't updated in a while and I just noticed how depressing my last write looks like. So not that anyone reads this but things are going great! I've got 2 jokes downpat and am working my 3rd right now. And I have to say so far they've been killing. I'm getting it all down and they really are funny. I've only performed for about 5 people though so it's alittle early to claim success yet tho. As far as practicing my jokes tho it's been going well. I may actually perform before I go back home because I really am that confident in what I have so far. On the otherhand I'm leaving in less that two weeks sooo. I better get on it ha. God bless y'all; not sure if I'll be back soon.

I'm back baby

I'm not going to lie, yesterday I started practicing my lines for my first joke and at first it was a little discouraging. I hadn't acted in probably over a year really. Last year I did a show in the fall but that was it. I was rusty but after a good 15 mins of warming up I knew I was home again. I love performing, being in character is like going to another world through some time space dimension transporter. Ok well it's not that cool, but it's pretty fun. It's crazy though, I was excited because I finished my jokes, but only after one day of rehearsing I'm even more excited. I can be a funny dude, I have the talent, I just need to work my skills everyday. Essentially I have a little bit over a month til I perform if I keep my May 15th date. So I've pretty much broken it down, 5 jokes in 25 days, 5 days to learn each, and extra time to fine tune. So that's pretty much all I've been upto, that and being a social recluse because all I focus on is being funny. That and this oceanography test I'm about to own! God bless america

Evangalizing tis hard work

I'm not very good at it. I should be though, all it is is just PR fo Jesus! So it's weekend time again, and of course the weather dropped and its no longer good beach weather. Oh well. I'm behind on finishing my jokes but I should be able to catch up in these next couple days. My HO took off my hold so I am good to go! Ready for next semester. I've been down lately, things have been looking hard but things always end up ok. I need to remember no matter what things will work out for the best. You gotta trust the world is not out to plot your death. I set out with the original goal to just perform once on stage. That's all I have to do, and it's all possible. I believe now anythings possible, maybe not directly the way you want it to be, but in some way anything is possible. Man wanted to fly, well we built an airplane. Michael Jackson wanted to be white, and he did it. That's all I'm saying anything can be done one way or another.

Summers here?

I'll never go to sleep again. So I just found out my retard hearing officer (which is just a fancy way of saying the guy in charge of my housing complex) didn't forward all my finished materials to judicial services and now I they put a hold on my registration for classes. Its bs I was sanctioned and completed those sanctions months ago. Literally months ago and he didn't do his job. And of course he wasn't around all yesterday, and hasn't responded to my email. I don't care though I will camp out his office if I have to. I can't help but feel there is a world wide conspiracy against me even though I know there isn't... but maybe. I just hope I don't get screwed because of this.

chacha cha motha fucka!

I used to think my problem was I couldn't handle liquor but actually my problem was that I could handle liquor. Because if I actually couldn't handle liquor I would puke or pass out and stop drinking but no I always finish the bottle before the night ends.

I apologize for the language but I have finished my jokes (except for two mini-jokes which are just
openers) and I am ready revise them and start practicing my routine. This is the second time I'll be moving my deadline up again. Which means I'm really ahead of where I planned to be. I should now be rehearsing by April 10th and have my jokes revised as well. Also I've already got 9 new joke Ideas that I can start writing when convenient. I have 15 jokes now, probably 6 of them are actually good-good, will no doubt make people laugh. So right now I just want to focus a routine before writing a million jokes I'm not sure I will use. Either way things are looking up. If my web cam would work I'd record another part of the documentary I'm making.