Tuesday, October 9, 2007

I know you think im pretty when im standing top the bright lit city

basically a quick life update since i dont really care about this thing i just have no one to tell stuff

- broke up with my girlfriend of 1 year and 5 months, she was starting to control everything i did so i was like, no mo'

-im actually starting on our team, at d tackle , as small as i am i still manage to fsu it up, if i didnt lift all year this would of never happened. its great that i start and all but our team is 0-5
so it all cancels out.

- im failing precal, ap lit and physics and my parents keep telling me i wont go to college. not good, not good at all.

thats basically it, i think im bringing back wolverine after hc. atleast for the last football game

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Covered in cowardice

Summer ends in 5 or 6 days, and our first game is this friday in west Va. and im not starting. Im not gonna say it was anyone's fault but mine, because it was. I play middle linebacker, and the coaches pretty much left the door open for me and i couldn't do it. The first scrimmage i got tore up by all the tackles, i missed the running back 3 times, and i think i only got one tackle (althouth i did stop him right before he got to the inzone) By that time my bubble was popped though, next practice the moved a defensive end ( who played MLB last year) back. Now theres no hope of me working to beat this guy out , he could really play like crap and the coaches would still start him, he doesn't but he could, so i've been looking at some of the things i do wrong

-i studder, and go eastwest and not down hill, leaving myself open for offensive tackles to bash me around, also preventing me from getting to the ball quick

- when i tackle, i do three things wrong,
I go full speed and slow down about 2 feet from the hit
I close my eyes before contact, i dont think im scared its just habit
I lower my head because of this i think (really bad thing could kill me)

- I go 3 quarter speed, dont persuit sometimes(i've gotten better at both of these) Im not the fastest guy on the team, i need to go full speed everytime.

- I suck at reading keys, but im getting better, i look at what direction the gaurds headed and then look to the full back to doublecheck.

Thats about it, I've been thinking alot about this, so i decided if i wrote it down i could always check to see what i've got better at.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Michael Vick you had it coming

He should of had an underground facility or something. My weekend pretty my much blew, but they all do now with my nazi parents. The highlight was probably saturday when we went blitzing to houses to sell our fund raisers, coupon books for football. Which aren't too much of a scam if you get past the 20 bucks we charge for them. Anyway so since all the seniors were driving we all took underclassmen in our cars. I got the smallest tinyiest freshmen there was, now immediately an alarm went off in my head. So me and this kid went to ever house together telling the people he was my little brother. Not a single rejection at all. Plus this kid even looked like my brother, we sold it so well. The only problem is not everyone was home, if they were we would of sold them all, no one would say no. If we got some townhouses it would of been over in 30 minutes. It was Gold, more importantly this made me laugh though


Friday, August 24, 2007

I smell sex and candy

i had an interesting wednesday morning with my friend




I mean on our way to rob the bank and then we drove by this house that mysteriously had eggs on it. For some reason or other it seems the person who lived there probably deserved it.





fun times..





Saturday, August 18, 2007

Lights out meatball

So I went to harris teeter last night and walking in a noticed this sketchy looking spanish guy sitting in his car that looks like its from them 80's, i was like 'alright' and walked on in. So i get inside and i see these two kids, about 16 or 17, holding 24 packs of corona walking really slowly to the cash register, the first kid was like

first kid] ready?
second kid] yea lets go

and then they made a mad dash for the door, and this harris teeter manager was like speed walking after them, by the time he got outside the kids jumped in the car and sped off. I thought it was the funniest thing i ever saw

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Go meat meat Go meat meat

im having some tough times in football rightnow, tommorrow its either going to get worse or better but not stay the same, so far its actually been okay. but i saw this on tv and it cracked me up i watched it atleast seven or eight times haha

Lyrics
Go meat meat Go meat meat
Go meat meat
that salad rocks the best
make it easy at your desk
its second to none
just add lettuce and your done
Thats crazy girl i swear
there is soo much stuff in there
S-s-s-s Salad YEAH a meaty Salad
WHAT because you hungry
you hungry you Hungry
your mama says you hungry!

Sunday, August 5, 2007

9 days and counting


Myspace Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com


hey again,

I thought i'd put something interesting up for you twats who are looking. I have 9 days until my license is unsuspended and then probably another 3 until the universe is balanced out. But basically i had a night where i partied too hard (is what i have gathered) really i have no recollection. But anyway i've been in deep shit since to be honest. No seeing friends , no going out, curfew, classes, a pee oh, community service hours, and being back stabbed by a friend. So you know 7 months later im not just going to let this go, and the one whose responsible is gonna get it.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Take Vitamin E, Zinc Doesnt do anything

















hello my name is Wolverine,

Im not going to bore you with any details, basically i'll tell the essentials, my names not really wolverine but its a high school nickname given to me for my long chops and no i dont always wear my hair up like hugh jackman, but the side burns are there. Basically i go through long and short hair phases. Enough about that though basically im going to post a bunch of crap and a babyback bullshit that goes down. I wont reference my age much but i'm at the point of legal adulthood in 9 months. Im also an aspiring actor...